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Posted on 19th Apr at 11:31 PM, with 137,002 notes

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

Posted on 17th Apr at 1:07 PM, with 47,508 notes
Posted on 15th Apr at 9:02 PM, with 48,495 notes

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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